A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide

What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers

What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.

What social events do spiders love to attend? Webbings.

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom.

Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child? Sandy, obviously!

What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone? Snapchat.

Which superhero hits home runs? Batman!